People telling me that I eat too much
junk food!
I eat what the fuck I want....
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That drunk ass woman over on dock two
laughing like a damn bull moose!
Irritates the shit out of me!!!!
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Someone complaining about my smoking
as they stuff another TWINKIE in their mouth!
This stays!!!! "CLASSIC"
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Home Pages that take 3 days to load!
You know....Geocities.com
Sucks!!!
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The bitch in the grocery store
that got pisseed just because I was trying to tell her that her panties
were down around her ancles!!
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Someone turning MY radio down, looking
me in the eye, saying nothing, and just walking off!
Who are these fucks??
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Someone telling me I need a haircut.
I don't need a freaking haircut and I surely
don't need to go on a 'fat free' Diet!
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Plastic bags that won't open and when
they do, I lose all the goodies!
Jesus Christ!!!
Who was the fuck that invented plastic???
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School kids wearing those damn pants
that are rolled up to their knees and their underwear hanging out.
There is a stopping point!!!
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Grocery store baggers!
They only put 3 items each bag.
Hell, I could get more than that in a bag!!!
You ever tried carrying 30 bags down the
dock to the boat/???
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Plumbers with their
"hairy ass"
hanging out of their pants!
What is it with plumbers anyway???
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Neighbors that compliment
"your beautiful yard"
then turn their dogs loose to drop
"doggie piles"
all over it.
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Calling the help line and they tell
me my settings are wrong. They just gave me those
settings 15 minutes ago!!!
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My dog JoJo pissing in my keyboard.
JoJo is gone now, but Reebok bites me!!!
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Unthoughtful "newbies" sending me usless
files, which I have no interest in at all!
I've allready seen that shit when I was
a "newbie"
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Cops that pull you over for driving
too "slow".
Hell, when you're fucked up, you don't want
to drive fast any way!!!
Safety!!!
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Someone 'abusing' a hacksaw by pushing
down too hard! How the fuck can you abuse a fucking hacksaw blade???
Hack this!!!
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Someone whining and pissing about the
content of my homepages.
It's mine and I do what the fuck I want.
Soooooooo....
Don't fuck'n look!!!!
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When I try to slip a fart out and I
think it's gonna be silent, but the
muthafucka ends up making a loud-ass squealing
noise.
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It really irritates me when my girlfriends
don't get along!!!!
It's too cool!!!!
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I'll tell ya who pisses me off...
Barbie,
that's who!
that bitch has everything!
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I'm pissed because my girlfriend doesn't
like my ex-wife staying with me for the holidays.
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Some chick telling me she wears a size
3
I look at her and damn....
How the fuck did she get that shit on???
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I'm pissed off because I should be able
to have sex with my bosses
girlfriend/wife
HA HA!!!
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