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| Hi....my name is MoJo. I was born on 5-1-1999 just 48 miles outside Tulsa, Ok. I think the owners of the place are sheep farmers cause I hear bla bla bla all the time. Any way, they are real nice people for people. What is a people??? |
| 6-something,1999 I heard that I was going to move to some damn boat on the south Texas coast with some old fart named Barnacle Bill. I'm not too sure about this. Is Texas far away and what the hell is a barnacle??? |
| 6-10-1999 Well I have to tell my
sisters and brothers good bye. And of course mommy and daddy.
I'm being taken away in the middle of the night while everyone is sleeping. But I am so excited about the trip I am about to pee. |
| 6-11-1999 Damn, how far is it across
Texas and why is it so hot?
Oh look!!! I see lots of water and a ferry boat to take us to Barnacle Bills island. Hey, what are all those things sticking up in the air??? They look like masts of sailboats. Is that the VW bus everyone is laughing about? And that must be Barnacle Bill standing there looking all excited. My, he is such a handsome brute in his sailing shorts and sandals. I think I'm going to like this place. Well, just as I thought. They all went to eat and left me here all by myself. I'll just take a dump. They came back. Was worried about them having a wreck or something. Then I would be alone the rest of my life. Well, my old owners, the sheep farmers, have loved on me and said their good byes. I'm gonna miss them, but what the hell, I'm grown up now. Bye David and Gayla. Be careful going home. |
| 6-12-1999 Sheesh....I sure do miss my brothers and sisters. I cried a little last night, but Barnacle held me and I even slept with him. It was really neat to sleep in the Captains bunk. I'm sad right now so I'm not saying any more today. |
| 6-15-1999 Wow, you just won't believe all the fun I've been having. This place is absolutely wonderful. Dad took me to the beach and I didn't know what sand was so I sat down. It was cool on my butt. The boat is fun too but I have to stay away from the rails. There is water all around the boat and I'm not sure if I know how to swim. But I'm sure dad will teach me. He is a neat daddy. |
| 6-19-1999 Well I've been here a
week now and am having a great time. Just like a vacation living on a boat.
But daddy makes me poop in one place so there won't be poop all over the
decks. It's not like pooping in grass where you can poop anywhere.
I think I've gained about 5 ounces since I've been here. Dad feeds me all the time, but he won't let me have people food. I wonder what it tastes like??? |
| 6-21-99
Oh my god....Dad is thinking about changing my name to some shoe or a damn
cookie. I heard him talking about Reebok or Oreo. Either would be OK as
long as the old fart would make up his damn mind. I really though I woud
get a letter from my mom but I guess they have forgotten me.
Since Gayla has her own computer now, I would think she would at least write. I know David is too busy playing that damn ole golf game. But I still love them both. |
| 6-25-99 Well I guess dad is confused. He named me Reebok, which I like very much. But other people are making up names like Wilbor, Frank, Scoottin, Eric....who's dog am I??? I had a long talk with dad and after biting his feet a few times, he decided that my name is Reebok. Dad has this really cool thing on his boat. It's called a water hose and you talk about fun. When dad hoses off the decks, I jump in the water. He told me that JoJo was scared of the water hose. Today dad really sprayed me good. It was hot as hell, so it felt really good. Oh yeah, dad said he would put my own guestbook on my page. Aren't dads the greatest??? |
| 6-30-99 My, but I'm the happiest
dog in the world. I know my name real well now that dad has stopped calling
me all those other names. I've been doing real good walking on the dock
when dad takes me for a walk every evening. We went a long ways the other
night and I met some really neat chicks. Well, that's what dad calls them.
He even invited one to the boat. I think he is a nasty old man. I just
read my guestbook and was very upset. Doesn't anyone like little puppies???
Today was special after dad got home from work. He took me to the Island Cafe with him. I think it was only to show off to Debbie, but she sure smells good. Then we went to the beach. I didn't just sit there this time. I ran and ran and ran. I went out into the water, which I found out had salt in it. YUK!!! Tastes terrible. We went out over my head and, yep, I can swim. I am getting sleepy now. See y'all (new word dad taught me). |
| 9-23-99Damn!!!
It's been a long time since dad let me on his precious computer. Every
time I ask, he tells me to shut up and lay down. Not really. I'm a really
really big dog now. Bigger than I think I should be. I surfed the web sites
for miniture schnauzers, which is what I am supposed to be. All those dogs
were little and looked underfed to me. Most were like 12 to 15 pounds and
"sheesh", I'm like 20 to 25 pounds. Hmmmmm, did mommy do the "no no" with
the neighbor dog??? Got my first haircut a few weeks ago. Something ain't
right with dad. This is NOT the way I should look!!! Well, he tries!!!
Dad has been working his ass off on the boat getting it ready to sail to
the Caribbean, where ever the hell that is. He only took me to the beach
one time last week and I had a friggin blast. Most of the "chicks" are
gone now, but I daon't care anything about chicks. I like to just jump
up on dad and piss him off. Damn, dad is the best thing to ever happen
to me. He's so nice and soooo damn handsome.
Well here he comes back from the head, which means he will want the computer. See y'all next time. |
| 12-26-99 Well, here it is a few months gone by since I made an entry in this diary thing. Everything is going just wonderful for me. Dad has been alfully busy doing things I don't understand the first thing about. But, I trust him. I think I am full grown now. Dad says I'm perfect size for a schnauzer. If he wants me to look like a schnauzer, then he better damn well learn how to use those clippers. Sheesh....I look like a stuffed toy that just came out of the washing maching. Christmas on the boat was pretty good. What is Christmas??? Was I supposed to get toys??? And a big dinner??? Hmmmmm.... |
| 2-15-00 Wow, it's like year 2000. How time just flys by. Just the other day dad gave me a bath and a new haircut. He had to search on the internet to find out what I am really supposed to look like and I am proud to say, he did a wonderful job. Life on the boat has been wonderful too. We visit lots of places and do lots of exciting things togeather. Why just last week we were chasing what dad calls "foot birds" on the beach. Then he took me to some ranch where there were lots of other dogs to talk to. They though I was rich since I live on a sailboat. If they only knew!!!! I think I heard dad say something about making a trip to New Orleans real soon. I guess that is about all I have to say. |
| 10/26/00 Well folks, here it is
another few months since I been on this computer. Seems like every time
I want to say something, dad tells me to wait. My God, how long do I have
to wait. In case any of you want to know, I am a full grown 17 month old
DOG now. I'm not a freaking "puppy" any more. And I know what a "boner"
is. Just don't know what it's for. Dad is getting closer to retiring and
if he thinks I'm going sailing on this thing, he has another thing coming.
Remember all the work he had to do? Well, he still does. And if he's gonna
take a first mate with him, I'm gonna find a first muttress for me. My
God, you should have seen all the boats that were here a week ago. Must
have been 3,000 people petting me. Boat people are so nice!!!
Sea ya next time........ |
